I haven’t posted in a while, but it is not due to having forgotten about the blog, nor due to not wanting to. The truth of the matter is that I have been meditating on the usefulness of having opposable thumbs – a train of thought prompted by having crushed one of mine in a heavy metal door, and spending the past week and a half in a bandage and missing the use of said thumb.
Now the ability to use it is returning, and I feel far more sapient – and proud of my opposable thumbs. And will shortly go back to both, cooking and posting.
Eat The Roses 
This is why God gave us opposable butt cheeks…! (Why are there so few truly opposable parts on the body?)
Hope you’re feeling better. :)